Tumblr (3.0; @mkinak)http://mattkeortge.com/<p>My shirt is apparently made for someone who has just as broad of shoulders as me, but much shorter arms. I guess I need to try things on.</p>http://mattkeortge.com/post/365738397http://mattkeortge.com/post/365738397Mon, 01 Feb 2010 13:36:36 -0900<p>Spitting of coffee occurred when Johnny Damon and Jackie Chan shared a headline from @<a href="http://twitter.com/SurvivingGrady">SurvivingGrady</a> <a href="http://bit.ly/a5IwnJ">http://bit.ly/a5IwnJ</a></p>http://mattkeortge.com/post/365497024http://mattkeortge.com/post/365497024Mon, 01 Feb 2010 10:40:21 -0900<p>Oooh, tomorrow’s Groundhog Day and LOST day? If @<a href="http://twitter.com/CarltonCuse">CarltonCuse</a> and @<a href="http://twitter.com/DamonLindelof">DamonLindelof</a> see their shadows, do we get 6 more seasons of LOST?</p>http://mattkeortge.com/post/365497085http://mattkeortge.com/post/365497085Mon, 01 Feb 2010 10:40:21 -0900<p>If I could make an 8tracks mix of every track on @<a href="http://twitter.com/LauraVeirs">LauraVeirs</a>’ new album I’d do it just so you would all believe me how great it is.</p>http://mattkeortge.com/post/365497054http://mattkeortge.com/post/365497054Mon, 01 Feb 2010 10:40:21 -0900<p>“Green Day: The Musical” just the sort of thing that’s gonna create a zombie infestation starting with Kurt Cobain waking up angry.</p>http://mattkeortge.com/post/364550443http://mattkeortge.com/post/364550443Sun, 31 Jan 2010 20:05:20 -0900<p>Sergio!!</p>http://mattkeortge.com/post/362908723http://mattkeortge.com/post/362908723Sat, 30 Jan 2010 23:43:40 -0900<p>Surprising how shy the a wolfmoon can be despite shining so bright. <a href="http://flic.kr/p/7zwJap">http://flic.kr/p/7zwJap</a></p>http://mattkeortge.com/post/362908725http://mattkeortge.com/post/362908725Sat, 30 Jan 2010 23:43:40 -0900<p>Went through the McDs drive-thru for a sundae…unaware I’d be behind a guy (alone) who would buy $328 in food. Won’t get that 25 min back.</p>http://mattkeortge.com/post/362908730http://mattkeortge.com/post/362908730Sat, 30 Jan 2010 23:43:40 -0900<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx3nwdyJzh1qzj9z3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>Wolfmoon</b></p>http://mattkeortge.com/post/362795970http://mattkeortge.com/post/362795970Sat, 30 Jan 2010 22:09:32 -0900<p>If I have brunch/first meal at 3pm, shouldn’t it be called something else?</p>http://mattkeortge.com/post/362381736http://mattkeortge.com/post/362381736Sat, 30 Jan 2010 17:42:07 -0900<p>The worst trend in professional sports is not steroid use, it’s the call and response use of The Banana Boat Song in stadiums.</p>http://mattkeortge.com/post/362123562http://mattkeortge.com/post/362123562Sat, 30 Jan 2010 14:45:29 -0900<p>The fog cleared up around Bird Point and @<a href="http://twitter.com/kpearso3">kpearso3</a> did a great job of driving back from Girdwood…@<a href="http://twitter.com/lindseydurrell">lindseydurrell</a>, not so much.</p>http://mattkeortge.com/post/361269085http://mattkeortge.com/post/361269085Sat, 30 Jan 2010 03:10:44 -0900<p>Note: Includes the dudes. RT @<a href="http://twitter.com/lindseydurrell">lindseydurrell</a>: First: an entire dance floor of mom jeans.</p>http://mattkeortge.com/post/361124860http://mattkeortge.com/post/361124860Sat, 30 Jan 2010 00:15:07 -0900<p>The Indigo Girls are here… #notthattheresanythingwrongwiththat</p>http://mattkeortge.com/post/361124862http://mattkeortge.com/post/361124862Sat, 30 Jan 2010 00:15:07 -0900<p>At Chair 5…aren’t you glad I told you instead of Foursquare?</p>http://mattkeortge.com/post/360878763http://mattkeortge.com/post/360878763Fri, 29 Jan 2010 20:45:38 -0900<p>Wolfmoon and Girdwood, I guess that just makes sense for tonight.</p>http://mattkeortge.com/post/360878825http://mattkeortge.com/post/360878825Fri, 29 Jan 2010 20:45:38 -0900<p>Well, someone in the elevator made an Al Gore joke, so gear up for a couple feet of snow and negative temps for a few months.</p>http://mattkeortge.com/post/360559935http://mattkeortge.com/post/360559935Fri, 29 Jan 2010 17:21:41 -0900<p>No matter what myheritage.com says, I’m not changing my facebook avatar to Carson Daly, Eugene Levy or Benicio Del Toro. #ouch</p>http://mattkeortge.com/post/360559975http://mattkeortge.com/post/360559975Fri, 29 Jan 2010 17:21:41 -0900<p>I should have my Wookiee costume dry cleaned in time for the Star Wars exhibit tweetup at @<a href="http://twitter.com/anchoragemuseum">anchoragemuseum</a> on Feb 13th! <a href="http://bit.ly/97A5bu">http://bit.ly/97A5bu</a></p>http://mattkeortge.com/post/360560011http://mattkeortge.com/post/360560011Fri, 29 Jan 2010 17:21:41 -0900<p>Will not make the same mistake I made yesterday. Off to lunch.</p>http://mattkeortge.com/post/360254062http://mattkeortge.com/post/360254062Fri, 29 Jan 2010 13:46:13 -0900